In honor of Oscar and Chris Sayne who just adopted him:
 
 
My Oscar Lies Over the Food Dish
 
My Oscar lies over the food dish
he won't let the other guys drink
and when other ferrets try eating
my Oscar makes a great big stink.
 
Oscar, Oscar oh why won't you let them have food, have food?
Oscar, Oscar oh hoarding the water is rude!
 
I put in two water and food bowls
now Oscar is getting quite stressed
he can't guard the food on two levels
so he's been kicked out for some rest.
 
Oscar, Oscar oh why won't you let them have food, have food?
Oscar, Oscar oh hoarding the water is rude!
 
--Barb--
[Posted in FML issue 2349]