Hi.Here are a few more that made me lol,mostly because I found myself doing
them.They say it's healthy to laugh at yourself.Say,does anyone remember the
practical joke played on some models,can't remember which show?They used
live ferrets as a substitute for furs.What I remember most was one model
walking out with 3 or 4 ferrets on her and saying"He's kissing me".
 
You might be a ferret person if:
 
your favorite movies are Beastmaster and Kindergarten Cop because of the
ferrets.
 
your bottom drawers no longer hold clothes or papers
 
you can't find a single pair of socks,unless you get down on hands and knees.
 
find the car keys is a frequent game.
 
you never take a bath alone anymore.
 
guests say 'what was that' more than once.
 
you can't walk past a pet shop without getting a baby fix,sometimes with
ferret math at work.Your mantra is I must be strong.
 
That's all folks(only kidding)Was that a sigh I heard?
Happy Dooking,Sandy(why me?),Valentine(just lucky I guess),Jasmine(where's
that sock?),and Taz(I don't know,I'm just here for the raisins)
[Posted in FML issue 2322]