If you feel inclined to sing, the following lyrics are from 'My Fair Lady' -
the song, "Wouldn't It Be Loverly?"
 
          All I want is a nice big cage,
          Ferret condos are all the rage,
          Broadloomed in trendy sage,
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
          Lots of raisins for me to eat,
          Velvet booties to warm my feet,
          New ferret friends to meet,
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
          Oh, so loverly lying right beside a nice cool fan,
          I would never budge unless  I
          Had to use my pooh pan,
          Nutrical any time of day,
          Ferretone on a silver tray,
          MY NEEDS, MY WANTS, MY WAY!
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
 
          All I want is a goosedown bed,
          Blue silk sheets with a matching spread,
          Some pillows for my head,
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
          Cashmere throws for a winter night,
           Lace edged linen would be alright,
           For summer, in off-white,
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
          Oh, so loverly having litter made from cotton balls,
          I would never miss my pan when
          Old Mother Nature calls,
          All I want is a walk each day,
          To the park just three miles away,
          No limit on my stay,
          Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?
           Loverly, Loverly,
           Loverly, LOVERLY!!!!!
 
 
 Hug those fuzzies!
 
Mary Cohen
[Posted in FML issue 2298]