Sneaker stealers are members of the FLO?  Oh gosh, I didn't realize this.  I
have had members of the FLO in my house masquerading as regular ferrets.  I
lost ownership of my slippers many months ago.  They now reside in the
ferret cage on the second level.  This, according to Sassy is where they
belong.  If I am so foolish as to take them out, it takes her about two
minutes to put them back where they belong.  Now that I know they are
members of the FLO I realize why she does it.  She is helping Dook aka "you
horrible little attack monster" have clear access to my feet.  Pure joy
radiates from him as he bounces over to chew on my insteps.  He is just so
darn cute that I can't get mad at him.  Watch out people, cuteness is a
quality that they cultivate so they can get away with more stuff.
 
On another topic, someone posted on the FML a few months ago a formula for
calculating the amount of protein in canned cat or ferret food as compared
to dry.  Does anyone remember offhand what the formula is?
[Posted in FML issue 2185]