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ARCANA FERRETUS: Secret treasures hidden in ferret hidey holes.
ARGUMENTUM AD IGNORANTIAM: CaCa Fishing Gestapo debating tactics.
ATTACKMENT: A quantitative approach to the determination of toe biting per
household.
CARPET SNORKLING: When a ferret tunnels under a rug.
CAT SCAN: When a ferret actively seeks out a cat for torture.
DIPLOMACY: When you say "Nice Ferret" while searching for the last raisin
in the box.
EDGING: When a ferret poopie lands half on and half off the newspaper.
EVIL TWIN: The ferret that, even in one ferret-households, *MUST* have
done the bad thing you just discovered, because your ferrets are too sweet
to be considered.
FAUX POO: A ferret faking it in the litter box to get a treat.
FERRET IN COUNTER: When a ferret climbs up the inside of the sink to get
into a drawer to hide.
FRETTCHEN RETCHIN': A ferret with the dry heaves.
FURBONICS: A ferret language dialect.
GOO: Any "unknown" substance you get on your hand when picking up a ferret.
HOSE: Something the experienced female ferreteer rarely wears.
LOOSE CABOOSE: A ferret with the runs.
PRIMED TO GO: A ferret after a meal of raisins.
STAIN MASTER: A ferret with the runs.
TURTLE RACING: When a ferret is covered from sight, such as being under a
box lid or upside-down pet bed, and runs around the room with it on its
back, carrying it like a turtle carapace.
Bob C and 19 MO Dancin' Furdonuts (In Memory of Simon)
[Posted in FML issue 2377]
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