Yay, Jim!  I love the "light"hearted stuff for a change, once in a while.
Ok, how many ferrets does it take to change a light bulb?
 
Twenty-seven.  5 to drag the cardboard sleeve with the bulb in it down the
hall and up the stairs; 3 to try to simultaneously crawl into the sleeve; 6
to nose the light bulb around and around and around in a circle; 7 to find
the stoopid hooman, 6 to bite his ankles while he stands on the stepladder;
all 27 to run like banshees when the ankle-challenged stoopid hooman drops
the old bulb with a loud POP!
 
Kat
[Posted in FML issue 2288]