You start to put your foot down on something soft and fuzzy and
automatically adjust your footing before you realize that it's one of their
toys and the ferrets are in their cages.
 
The first thing you do when you take your fuzzies over to your ferret
friends house is take off your shoes so you will be able to tell if there is
a ferret about to be stepped on.
 
Your coworker says "Wow, this new Corel Wordperfect is great.  Look at all
the graphics!"  You say "Does it have a ferret on it?" She says no and you
lose interest.
 
For some odd reason, all of your coworkers seem to think you are addicted to
ferrets.
 
You come in on your day off just so you can read the FML.(thanks BIG)
[Posted in FML issue 2190]