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ARROGANT: The percieved condition of a cat just before a ferret enters the
room. SEE: Cat O' Nine Tails.
AVOID: What is left after a ferret passes over the bridge.
BAREBACK: A ferret suffering from alopecia.
CAT O' NINE TAILS: The percieved condition of a cat after a ferret enters
the room.
CRAMMIN': When several ferrets decide to enter a space designed for one.
DEVIL WOMAN: A nippy female ferret.
DEVISE: When de teeth clamp down on de finger and de ferret won't let go.
DOORMAN: A ferret that beats people to the door.
DOWN STARES: When two ferrets stare at each other during a confrontation.
FARF: Ferret barf.
FARMA: The ferret's state of existence as generated by their actions. Tied
to the ferret's ability to transmigrate to impossible to climb locations.
FERRETATION: Being visited by ferret.
GOOD BOY: What a male juvenile ferret hears when you say "no" as you
remove your finger from his mouth.
INACCURATE: The goal of the Ca Ca Fishin' Gestapo.
ITCH, THE: The mysterious itch known to wake ferrets from a deep sleep and
force them from their beds to the middle of the room for a good scratch.
JAPE SURVEY: When a ferret dances all over the room, falling over, bumping
into things and generally looking silly.
JUG BAND: Two or more ferrets in a blouse.
JULIENNE HAND: What is left after a fear biter is finished.
JUMP START: When a ferret is dead asleep, suddenly wakes and jumps out of
bed. Usually associated with The Itch.
KIT NAP: When a baby ferret sleeps.
KIT BAG: A fert sack for baby ferrets.
KNOTTY FERRETS: When more than four ferrets sleep in a pile. SEE: Can O'
Worms.
LADY FINGERS: A ferret snack.
LAP TOPS: Ferrets that sleep on your lap.
LOBOTOMY: When a ferret is so fat it drags as it walks.
MUGGED: The condition of the cup of coffee after a ferretation.
MUGGER: A ferret that dives into a cup of coffee.
NOSE TRAILS: The cold tracks left by a ferret sniffing your leg.
QUEUE BALL: A pile of ferrets. SEE: Can O' Worms.
SLOBBER ROBBER: A ferret that licks your tongue instead of kissing you.
SPIN DRY: THe dance done by ferrets after a bath.
SURMOUNT: When a hob courts a jill and more than courtship takes place.
Bob C and 20 MO Disruptive Dookers
[Posted in FML issue 2344]
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