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BEAST MASTER: The alpha male ferret.
BOOBY PRIZE: What a ferret is looking for when they dive down the front of
the shirt.
CRUMMY FOOD: The tiny pieces of kibble left in the bottom of the dish.
DEAD SOLDIER: A ferret sleeping, not dead.
DETAILED: When a ferret loses the hair off their tail for any reason.
DOMINO EFFECT: When a ferret knocks or dozes a single object which causes
others to fall. Common on bookshelves.
FRIGHT NIGHT: An evening with a ferret kit in your bed.
HANG UP CALL: When a ferret whines after getting a claw caught on a blanket
or in the carpet.
HISSY FIT: When an angry or irritated ferret hisses at another.
HOUSE GUEST: The ferret caretakers living in the same dwelling as their
ferrets.
JAILHOUSE ROCK: When a ferret shakes a carrier or cage in an attempt to
get out.
PAW PAW PATCH: An area of carpet made threadbare by digging ferrets.
PIG IN A BLANKET: A ferret sleeping inside your bedcovers.
POO CORNER: Any corner containing a litter box.
SCOOTER: A ferret scooting backwards while holding something.
SH*TFIT: When two ferrets fight and one flings poopie.
SLICK SICKIES: Ferrets with diarrhea.
STARE WAY TO HEAVEN: When a ferret just looks at you until you give them a
treat or out of the cage.
STAMPED: When a ferret leaves a nose print on your glasses.
STROKED AND POKED: Another term for lick-lick-chomp.
TROJAN HORSE: A box or bag filled with ferrets waiting to pounce on you as
you pass by.
TWIST AND SHOUT: When a ferret is squealing and fighting with another
ferret.
WATER WEASEL: A ferret that plays in the water dish.
Bob C and 20 MO Sofa Surfers
[Posted in FML issue 2334]
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