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AIR HEAD: A ferret "vaccuuming the air."
ALL WASHED OUT: The state of ear canals after a ferret visitation.
BAG MAN: A ferret inside a paper or plastic bag.
BHORED: What happens after so many Diet 101 posts.
BLACK HOLE: Any darkened opening that irresistably draws ferrets inside.
BUTTING: The use of the rearend in an attempt to push an opponent over
while wrestling.
BUTT OUT: When a ferret sticks their butt out over the litter box and
manages to drop their poopie on the floor.
CAN OF WORMS: When three or more ferrets sleep together.
CRACK: The first place a ferret checks when you squat to pick up poopie.
DUALISM: When two ferrets attack at the same time.
FUR GHOSTS: Ferrets that sneak up behind you, bite your leg, then disappear.
GRAZING: A series of lick-lick-chomps.
HEAD SPINNING: What some scruffed ferrets do in an attempt to bite.
JUMP FOR JOY: The attempt to reach the candy bar on your desk, using your
chair as a launching pad.
KLINGON: The act of toe holding clothing.
LIMPING: The act of sleeping totally relaxed while the body undergos
strange contortions.
NO: A word without meaning in Ferretese.
PASSING GAS: The act of "poofing."
PREDATION: The opposite of "postdation."
RAISIN RUNS: The ultimate reaction of eating too many raisins.
RUG BURN: The brown spot on the carpet after a wipe out.
SHOE SHUFFLE: Walking in a dark room where ferrets are present.
SHOOTING THE TUBES: Running down a dryer hose.
SLIMED: The state of your sock after stepping before checking.
S.N.D. (SLEEPING NOT DEAD): The deep sleep that fools some people into
thinking their ferret has expired.
SNARF AND BARF: When you fool your ferret into thinking they are getting
nutrical but the discover the medicine before it goes down.
TOE HOLD: When a ferret grabs you with their hind feet.
VACCUUMING THE AIR: When a ferret stands on two feet, sways and sniffs the
air attempting to find the missing hamburger.
WIPE OUT: What happens when your ferret leaves the box after going poopie.
Bob C and 20 MO Wrestlin' Warriors
[Posted in FML issue 2330]
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