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Date: | Tue, 21 Apr 1998 12:33:01 -0400 |
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First off the 12 steps to help you out of your addiction to stinkbutts,
furrkids, ferts, carpetsharks, little s&%ts, ect....
Step 1 purchase first ferret.
step 2 " " 2'nd ferret.
step 3 " " 3'rd ferret.
step 4 stop buying ferrets and adopt your 4'th ferret from shelter.
step 5 adopt 5'th ferret.
step 6 threw 12 same as above.
If you still want more ferrets after the 12'th there is no hope for you.
If you can stop any where from 2-ll your okay and only need minor help. As
for a true 12 steps, NA WHO NEEDS THEM, your screwed after step 2 any way.
If by chance you stop after step 1, PLEASE FIND HELP. Or write BIG and ask
to be removed from this list. :-) I don't really mean this one. One
ferret may be enough for you but two + is so much better. I just wish I
could get Donna to understand ferret math. Three's company, anything less
is almost as fun.
STUFF. I forgot what what I wanted to say. I have the attention span of a
ferret today. Have a good week and a better weekend.
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Brad, Donna, Taz the spaz, and Marie.
Have you ever danced with a ferret under the light of a full moon? I have.
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[Posted in FML issue 2285]
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