You know you're addicted to ferrets when you cart them and the little wooden
toy wagon you bought for them, off to Sears and spend over $60 having their
pictures put on 3 coffee mugs which you then give 2 of as presents.  One to
grandma and one to the special vet tech you like because she loves your
babies.  Of course the third cup is the one you grab every morning to use
for tea.
[Posted in FML issue 2197]