I have a collection of Budweiser Ferret Shirts now. Every Friday I go to
either Ames or Wal-Mart and buy a new one to wear for the weekend. My
teenagers see the new shirt and start begging me to let them have the
t-shirt. So far I have been able to swap the t-shirts for a "voluntary"
scrubbing of the bathrooms.
They never notice that I borrow the shirts back when laundry is done.
So far I have the lizard saying to the ferret, who of course is holding a
wrench, "What were you NUTS??!", another ones says "Assassinate?! I said
Congratulate!". Yet another has a huge ferret in a pocket holding a wrench
on the front and two lizards on the back. The printing is "This is the best
day of my life Frankie". I also have one that says "never send a ferret to
do a Weasel's job". I can't remember what the other shirts say. Wal-Mart
and Ames seem to get a new batch in every week.
Roberta
Windham, Maine
[Posted in FML issue 2342]