Tonight, on America's Funniest Home Videos, A ferret was featured, chasing a
slot car around a track.  It was really quite funny.  Round and round they
went, and round and round they went......As fast as the car was, the ferret
finally won, er...caught that car.  They didn't show what happened to the
car after the ferret captured it...THAT would have been funny too!
 
MC  (The Rude One)
[Posted in FML issue 2275]