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ADO: A ferret poopie. SEE: Much Ado
AIH: What a ferret breathes in New Zealand. [ ;-p Sam)
BOBBED: Refers to checking a male ferret's age by the size of the bacula.
BOOGER NOSE: A ferret with a dark spot on a light colored nose.
CARPET BOMB: A poopie in the middle of the floor.
CHILLIN': A ferret shivering to raise it's metabolic rate when waking up.
CRUMB BUM: A ferret that begs at the table.
CRYING WOLF: When a ferret screams at another ferret even though no physical
confrontation is taking place.
DOUBLE DOOKER: A split level cage.
EYE DOOKER: A ferret that likes to groom eyebrows.
FINGER FOOD: Fingers pushed through cage bars.
FRECKLE FACE: A ferret with a spotted or incomplete mask.
HUMPING: When a ferret humps its back when you scratch it. SEE: Necked
Humping.
KISS OFF: When a ferret wants to be let down as soon as they kiss you.
KNEE KNOCKERS: The part of a really fat ferret's belly that hangs down and
rubs against the knees.
MEAT BALL: A pile of ferrets searching for a piece of chicken.
MUCH ADO: Most corners when ferret's are in residence.
NECKED HUMPING: When a ferret arches its neck when you scratch it. SEE:
Humping.
OFF THE DEEP END: When a ferret backs into a corner on the top part of the
cage and the poopie shoots through to the floor outside the cage.
READING THE SIGNPOST: When a ferret sniffs another ferret's poopie.
SCRATCH 'N SNIFF: What a ferret does to its butt.
SCREAMING MEANIE: A ferret that screams as it attacks another ferret.
SNAPPER: A ferret in a hidey hole snapping at passing ferrets.
SPLIT PEE: When a ferret leaves two wet spots on the carpet in a single
pottie.
SQUINT, THE: The look on the ferret's face when going poopie.
STRAINER: A constipated ferret.
TIERED: A term used in Alabama for a ferret looking for a place to sleep.
"Thet feert iz tiered."
TOPPER: The ferret on the top of a Can O' Worms.
WEB MASTER: A ferret that has a grip on the webbing between the thumb and
first finger.
ZOOMOBILE: A car full of ferrets.
Bob C and 20 Diabolical Dookers
[Posted in FML issue 2346]
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