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FLO DISPATCH -- DOOK PRIORITY ONE!
Reporting Operative --
        CAPTAIN CASEY -- Supreme Allied Commander FLO Academy
Participating Operatives --
        LIEUTENANT GYPSY -- SNH Hypnotism Expert
        CORPORAL  KAHLUA -- Apple Annihilator & Anti Kitty Specialist
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Captain Casey reporting to all FLO operatives .... dooks and salutations!
 
Captain Casey here!  I've infiltrated the Silly Neutral Hooman workplace
known as "General Electric" by hopping a ride in my SNH's bookbag.  Sergeant
Sarge and I have been traveling the world looking for new FLO recruits and I
decided to check back in with the silly old hooman to see how he's doing.
He is chatting at the coffee machine and suspects nothing!!
Buuuwwaaaahahahahahahahaaa!!!
 
I am so proud of my newest recruits, Lieutenant Gypsy and Corporal Kahlua.
They brilliantly executed OPERATION "DOWN WITH MEOW MIX" .... otherwise
nick-named in FLO insider circles as "The Great Escape".  Our Super Secret
Spy Stuff, Spy Network (or S.S.S.S.S.N.) has informed regional FLO
commanders to be on the lookout for Kitty Kommando Secret Spy Listening
Devices hidden in Trash Cans, Fireplaces, etc.  The SSSSSN dispatch on the
Kitty Kommandos told us that the KK's favorite place to hide the listening
devices was in APPLES!
 
Our brave FLO Agents Lieutenant Gypsy and Corporal Kahlua used a new SNH
Hypnotism technique to fool the silly hooman into leaving the cage unlocked.
When our SNH's left to go to a "Souper-Bowel" (yuk) party, Gypsy and Kahlua
made their move to irradiate the Kitty Kommando listening devices from the
household!  OPERATION DOWN WITH MEOW MIX was underway!  We believed that the
neighbor's evil Kitty Kommando "Ramone" (a.k.a.  Baron Von Ramoneshitz) had
placed a Kitty Kommando spy device somewhere in the house.  After the cage
was left unlocked, Gypsy and Kahlua ran around the house, overturning the
KK's food (The SNH known as Beth sometimes feeds the Neighbor's evil Kitty
Kommando), the SNH's trashcans and pushed books off the shelves!  They got
into the fireplace and spread around the ashes, looking for the bug.  Then
they found the apples!!!  Just to make sure that the apples weren't bugged,
they took a bite from all of them!!!  One suspicious looking apple in
particular was dragged off to a special FLO Anti-Bug sight (the hall closet)
and ripped to shreds!!!  They made me proud!!
 
When the SNH's returned, Gypsy and Kahlua had tummy-aches, but they did
their job and cleared the premises of the evil Kitty Kommando influence!!
Three dooks for Gypsy and Kahlua!!!!!!!
 
------- END OF DISPATCH ------
Captain Casey
 
P.S.  Yes, we did monitor the special FLO "Guest Appearance" on the
Souper-Bowel commercials.  It was really a weasel disguised as a FLO Agent.
A *REAL* FLO agent never would have botched that job of electrocuting the
Budweiser Frogs.
[Posted in FML issue 2201]