Hello Y'all,
 
After all the recent bru-ha-ha over my alleged sexual proclivities, I
thought everyone might be interested in this.  Perhaps, perhaps not.
 
This mistress of perversion has finally gotten her grades in for the past
semester.
 
In my deviance class I made a "C", my Evolution of Human Sexuality I made a
"C+", and in my Human Sexuality class I made a "D."
 
Not so great for such a weirdo.  I guess I will just have to work harder at
it in the future.  Sigh.
 
Mags, Mistress of the Mid-Missouri Mustelid Mutant Maniacs
 
Warning-the above post more than likely contains Celtic humor, otherwise
known as satire and sarcasm.  If unsure, ask your local Celt.  If still
unsure, read Jonathan Swift or watch the movie "The Commitments."
[Posted in FML issue 2167]