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Edward Lipinski <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 20 Nov 1997 11:16:10 +0000
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This morning on the C & M News Network comes the tragic story of the death
of a young Mexican migrant worker in Salinas California, due to a viscious
attack by a member of the ferret family, a weasel?
 
It is expected that this tragic event will set back the efforts of those in
California who have been trying for years to get the mustelid ferret
legalized there, since this is the first reported fatality of an adult human
being, being killed by a mustelid?
 
The initial news reports are still sketchy, but from what has been reported
it appears that, after a late nite pulque/tequila drinking binge, Senor Jesu
Gonzales,27, of Nogales Mexico was instantly killed at 2:40 AM while
attempting to cross over a series of railroad tracks.
 
Witnesses believe that Mr. Gonzales never heard the weasel.  !Ieeah, caramba!
 
        Caer en la ratonara. [Sp.]  To fall into the trap.
 
Edward Frettchenvergnuegen Lipinski,  Der Frettchenlustbarkeitsfuehrer !
[Posted in FML issue 2131]

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