I couldn't come up with another song just yet, so I perverted an old
nursery rhyme. Hope you all enjoy it!
 
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Jack and Jill climbed up a hill
All made of mommy's bedding.
They climbed inside
There just to hide
And then commenced to shedding.
 
That very night when out the light
Jack's mommy started itching
She saw the hair
All gathered there
And really started bitching.
 
So Jack & Jill no longer thrill
To play in mommy's bedroom
They've been locked out
And though they pout,
She says it's not their "shed" room!
 
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I'm not entirely pleased with the last line, so if anyone comes up with
something better, let me know.
 
--Barb--
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Barbara Carlson                   Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh PA
[log in to unmask]           Work: (412) 268-1342 Home: (412) 481-5927
 http://www.gsia.cmu.edu/andrew/bcarlson/home.html (under construction)
Thought for the day:
    If "boring women have immaculate homes," I must be very interesting!
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[Posted in FML issue 2258]