Hi Folks!
 
It's us again. Well, we has finally be done went and did it!
 
We's been messin' around on the Internet for about 3 years now.  After a
while we started messin' around with Web Pages and become Web Messers.
 
The one cardinal rule we that has had to follow was that Mee Maw didn't
ever - NOT NEVER - want want a pitcher of her on any of our webbed pages.
History was be done maded today!
 
We recently put up a page for our big sister what lives way up in Wisconsin.
She tolded us that she wanted a pitcher of her Maw (our Mee Maw) on it.
Well, we ain't told Mee Maw 'bout it yet - she's probably gonna pass a fit
that will put Paw Paw to shame - but we putted a pitcher of her on Lyra's
page tonight.
 
Here's where to look: <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/emssandy/Lyra.htm">
http://members.aol.com/emssandy/Lyra.htm</A>
 
If that there Urinary Retention Liquifier looks a different color on your
screen and is underlined, all you gots to do is click on it to go to Lyra's
page.  If it don't look that way, you'll just hafta type all that stuff into
your Web Boozer.
 
On the home front, Paw Paw went to the laig doctor again on Monday.  The Dr
saided that his left hind laigbone just won't get no better and that his
right hipbone ain't lookin' too happy either.  Paw Paw started to get all
depressticated, but he cheered right up when that cute lil' physical
therapist commenced to playin' with his laigs again.  Mee Maw don't know
'bout that part!
 
Anyways, we thinks that everything is be just fine in our part of the world.
We wishes that we could write more letters to folks, but the Old Ferts keep
hawgin' all these pooters for business stuff.  We reckon that's OK.  We
ain't gone needin' for treats and lovin' in a whole long time.
 
We sends special loves and hugs to anybody what ain't feelin' too good
today.  We is glad that the fert what done bited that baby in self defense
is doing OK.  All we cans add to that debate is, "NO NO BAD PARENTS!"
 
All in all, we guess we has plenty of reasons to echo our Paw Paw and say,
"Joy to the World!" We'll add:
 
Many Much Loves, Joys, and cold-wet noses in the middle of the night,
 
Tater and Odie
[Posted in FML issue 2238]