FLO HIGH COMMAND
TOP SECRET
 
Reporting Operative:  Colonel Squirt (aka "KatTrap")
Participating Operative:  Lt. PB, Surveillance Specialist
 
The first stage of our mission has been successful!  We are now holding one
POW.  The only information that we've been able to obtain is her name and
rank.  Lt. Chessie Cat is remaining uncooperative.  We know nothing of her
mission.  However, we are continuing water torture, and we expect her to
crack soon.
 
The capture of the prisoner was difficult, as she is extremely wiley.  After
months of recon, we developed a plan.  The key is to sneak up from behind,
then administer a sharp bite to the back of the head.  Don't let go!!
They'll give up eventually.
 
WARNING: BEWARE OF A MYSTERIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS "CATNIP".  THIS SUBSTANCE
APPEARS TO MAKE KITTY KOMMANDOS INVINSIBLE!!  IF THEY ARE UNDER THE
INFLUENCE, RETREAT IMMEDIATELY!
 
I will report back when we have more information.
Colonel Squirt signing off.
[Posted in FML issue 2203]