[Moderator's note: forwarded for Sheila Crompton <[log in to unmask]>]
 
Hi Lieutenant Kurt,
>One of my humans is goin' to a place called London on 1st March, fousands
>and fousands of other peoples will be going as well but us ferrets won't
>be goin' cos we might get hurt.
 
Now that's funny,coz OUR humans have been talking about something called a
"babysitter" for us for that weekend coz they're going to that place too!The
slave-dogs are going to a place called "kennels" and the cat's staying home
and being fed by a person called "neighbour",but they say we need a
"babysitter" and all their ferret friends are going to this London place
too......hmmmmm,I wonder what it means????Maybe yours'll meet our people
down there...or do they all look alike d'you think?
 
>Anyway us Lancashire ferrets will be happy to see you Yorkshire ferrets.
>We won't fight no more 'wars of the roses' - we gotta stick together to
>help our slaves.
 
Just tell us when the next platoon parade is....
 
>Scrap sez she wants to go down to that old building, cos she's perfected
>the nip and run form of attack - she's really good at it!  She shoots up a
>humans trouser leg, on the inside, until she finds bare leg, nips dem on
>the shin and runs like heck.  I told her dat won't help our cause at all
>but she sez it's fun and she don't really bite cos she's only playin'.
 
Woody's trying to perfect the art of the "neck nip"......you know the
routine?Snuggle up real friendly like to the hooman and then gently bite
them on that scrawny bit at the front of their throat.It's coming along a
treat.....should be able to do it on that Foster person if he ever meets
him!Of course,he'll have to pretend he's a cuddly toy first!:-)
 
We bin watching "Kindergarten Cop" on that teevee thing and got a few
pointers off there too.Did you see it?We look a lot like the fert in the
film ,real handsome!!!
 
Salutations Lt.,
 
Sgt.Buzz
[Posted in FML issue 2199]