I heard a humorous ad on the radio for Virgin Atlantic Airlines.  The
British taxi driver was taking the American to the Battered Ferret, a bed &
breakfast.  The implication was that if he had made is travel arrangements
through Virgin Atlantic, the accomodations would have been far superior.
When the American asked why it was called The Battered Ferret, the taxi
driver replied "Wait till you see breakfast"
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2145]