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Date: | Tue, 10 Feb 1998 11:19:32 +0400 |
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>Who do you think kills Regal at the end of the book, the hero Fitz, or the
>little ferret everyone dismissed as soon as he warned our hero away from
>the trap. <grin>
Okay, let's see if I can guess. The ferret kills the evil prince by:
* leaving a squeaky ball at the top of the stairs
* dropping food in his mouth while he was asleep, gagging him
* nipping his toes under the covers, inflicting Death by a
Thousand Small and Superficial Puncture Wounds
* spilling a glass of water on his keyboard, electrocuting him
* doing a little dance so merry and droll that the evil prince's
heart burst with unaccustomed laughter
Hmmm. This can be a game we all can play, yes? How did the ferret kill the
evil price --what do YOU think?
-- Lee, trying to avoid doing what I should be doing
[Posted in FML issue 2214]
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