Illinois Ferret Owners:
 
This is the address of the Illinois State Home Page:
http://www.state.il.us/
 
If you would call your State Representatives, find their numbers @
http://www.state.il.us/legis/house.htm
 
If you would call your State Senators, find their numbers@
http://www.state.il.us/legis/senate.htm
 
E-mail the Illinois Department of Natural Resources@
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To those of you who are not nessesarily located in Illinois, you can contact
your United States Senators and Representatives through this address:
http://www.webslingerz.com/jhoffman/congress-email.html
 
Let's make this thing big, and let's make it stick!  If we, voters who
represent the FML, flood every relevant mailbox available, we can get
ferrets the name they deserve, legally.  Let's get them domestic animal
status, and more protection under the official name of "Pets."
 
Look at your fuzzy, and think, "Do I want them to take this baby of mine and
slice of it's head to inspect its brains for research?" While you're
mailing, try to mention something about your dissatisfaction with our
cooperating with the Red Chinese Dogs.  The thought of Red in my White
House disgusts me immensely.
 
--HalP.
the wolff of waterloo
[Posted in FML issue 2114]