I know this is something that's been discussed before, but it's been a while
and I didn't think I needed to pay attention back then.
 
Does anyone know of a way to get a ferret to stop eating cloth?  Mazie
(a.k.a.  The Demon Spawn) is pretty voracious these days in her wonderful
(not) cloth eating habit.  It all started with a pair of sweatpants, then a
t-shirt; lately it's been as bad as a hole in my sheets and tonight she
started nibbling on a blouse.  Everything from cotton to rayon (the blouse)
and I haven't got a clue.  I can't take it all away from her because she and
Felix, my other fuzz-head, sleep together and I can't take away his bedding,
too.  Besides, I think she'll probably just go back to the sheets and
eventually turn to gnawing on the carpet.
 
I plan on ordering some Cheweasel (got the sample and it went straight to
the hidey-hole under the dresser) but I'm a little more concerned about
making the rent this month.  (Anyone know of any recording studios looking
for a good assistant/engineer?  Not CA, though, obviously.)
 
Any help would be appreciated. Thanks very much.
 
Kathy
Felix - "Could you scratch my back just a little bit longer?"
Mazie - "Mmmm, cotton blend. My favorite."
[Posted in FML issue 2095]