Thought you might enjoy this.....Boo-Boo....and Britt my hooman.
 
Ferret Property Laws
 
1.  If I like it, it's mine.
2.  If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3.  If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4.  If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5.  If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6.  If I'm breaking or hiding something, all the pieces are mine.
7.  If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8.  If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9.  If I let you play with it, it's mine.
10. If I lose interest in it...it's STILL mine!
 
Ain't it the truth!
Britt and Boo_Boo the Fuzzy-Butt ;-)
Have Fuzzy....will frolic!
 
[Moderator's note: I've gotten several copies of this.  Britt appears to be
the original author of the ferret version of this, having modified it from a
similar post about toddlers which appeared on another list.  Or maybe there
are several original authors... who knows.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 2205]