Ferrets.
Friendly ferrets.
Friendly, fuzzy ferrets.
Friendly, fuzzy ferrets on the floor.
A flock of friendly, fuzzy ferrets frolicking on the floor.
 
Phred.
Phred is a ferret.
Phred is a friendly, ferret.
Phred is a friendly, fuzzy ferret.
Phred is a friendly, fuzzy ferret frolicking on the floor.
 
Phred is scratching.
Phred is scratching his forehead.
Phred is frantically scratching his forehead.
Phred is frantically scratching his forehead on the floor.
Why is Phred is frantically scratching his forehead?
 
Flea!
I found a flea!
I found a flea on Phred!
I found a filthy flea on Phred!
I found a filthy flea on Phred=92s fuzzy forehead!
 
Bath!
In the tub!
A flock of ferret in the tub.
A flock of angry, fuzzy ferret in the tub.
A flock of angry, fuzzy ferret fussing in the tub.
 
Ferrets.
Friendly ferrets.
Friendly, fuzzy ferrets.
Friendly, fuzzy ferrets on the floor.
A flock of friendly, fuzzy, flealess ferrets frolicking on the floor.
 
Joe
Phred-"Did dad forget his medication again?"
Timon-"Has he been reading Dr. Seuss again?"
Hobbes-"Why is dad scratching his forehead?"
[Posted in FML issue 2064]