Hi Ya'll,
Came up with a few names for us strange folk that let our households be run
by ferrets. Hope you get a chuckle out of them.
Weasel Waitstaff
Chief Kisser of Ferret Butt
Mustelid Maniac
The Official Sayer of "OH NO, NOT THAT!"
High Priestess of Ferretone
That Crazy Person
Slow Mooshufflers
Doler of Bananas
Magaret, chief kisser of ferret butt
[Posted in FML issue 1977]