Hi guys,
 
I just found out that on hot days you should keep Ferretvite in the fridge.
I went to give my weezils a little, and when I gave the tube a normal
strength squeeze, I got a 6 inch stream of liquid ferretvite.  All over the
carpet, my shoe, two ferrets, the TV remote, and the sliding glass door.
What a mess!  Luckily, between four weezils and one Pomeranian it was
cleaned up in no time.  From now on my guys will be getting chilled
Ferretvite.  Sheesh.....
 
Mikey B & the Weezils of Doom
[Posted in FML issue 2034]