Hi all!
We are new to the list, well...actually mom is but shes letting us tell the
storythis time.  My name is Gidney, I'm a sable and my brother is Cloyd, hes
a chocolate(but he doesn't taste good)
 
I'm the calm one, cloyd is the one who's usually in trouble!  Haha!  Cloyd
tries to make it up by being the one to use the litter box all the time, I
don't understand why, the trip back can be so long and the kitchen corner is
just as nice.
 
anyway, here's out story.  We have a human brother who is 3 and mom and dad
were going away so we all had to be babysat by our Grammy.  mom told grammy
that she didn't have to let us out,NOT FAIR!  We let her know differently
right away!  Of course, she let us out to run free and did we have a blast!
 
For starters, she didn't shut the door to the upstairs or to the basement,
so cloyd made a break for the upstairs.  While he was doing that I decided
to visit my favortie kitchen corner.  Grammy finally got cloyd out of the
upstairs and then sawy my mess!  WHile that was being picked up, cloyd
decided to visit the basement, but Grammy caught him just in time.  Darn!
As Cloyd was being scolded I found the forbidden bathroom trash and got a
great Qtip!  I was trying to drag it under the couch when Grammy caught me!
Did I give her a dook or two!  She finally gave up on us and put us back in
our cage(which was too bad because her shoes were great chew toys) Well, we
decided to trash the place to let her know how we felt!  Mom and dad came
home the next morning and I heard Grammy tell them that our 3 year old human
brother is easier to watch than we ferts!  Mom just thought that was the
funniest thing ever, and she gave us lots of love and attention(after grammy
left).
 
I think grammy is quite fun because we love to make humans really notice us!
Mom says that we are VERY ferrety some days!  What does that mean???  Thanks
for leting us tell our story!  We love hearing about all our furry relatives
on the mailing list!
 
Gidney-poop belongs in the kitchen corner!
Cloyd-i can bite those toes,can't I?
Melanie(human mom)
[Posted in FML issue 2038]