!!!NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!  Seven woebegone weasels were apprehended today and
charged with impersonating MF ferrets.  While these felonious ferrets could
offer no explanation for their caper, several of the arresting officers did
have their hands full trying to handcuff the suspects.  One officer
complained the back seat of his patrol car was ransacked and his utility
belt was missing.  Another seems to have misplaced his felt hat.  Film at
eleven.  *******
 
Stay tuned for a related story: "A local police substation reports all the
small raisin packs are mysteriously missing from the two vending machines
located on the third floor.  No suspects have been found and the only
evidence left behind are small brownish piles located under a corner of the
sergeant's desk.  Some witnesses reported overhearing a foreign language
coming from behind the cooler, leading the local authorities to believe it
might be a small gang of Chinese hoodlums responsible for this mayhem.  For
now, the officers will have to be satisfied with Sweettarts and lemon
Lifesavers, the only two snacks mysteriously left untouched.  More on this
story later as it develops...."
[Posted in FML issue 1982]