I have an entry for the daily sayings--but it's a song parody.  Hope it
brings a giggle to some:
 
My Ferrety Things
(with apologies to The Sound of Music)
 
Cute little noses, and whiskers like kittens,
Long slinky bodies, and silver white mittens,
Lurk as a "speedbump," and bounce like a spring,
Ferrets are some of my favorite things.
 
Albino jills speeding by like white flashes,
Kisses all over my nose and eyelashes,
"Hey you, get down there!"--I'd swear they have wings,
Ferrets are some of my favorite things.
 
When the law "bites,"
When the court stings,
When I'm feeling sad...
 
I simply hug one of my ferrety things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
 
...sung of course to the tune of My Favorite Things.
 
Melody Tomaszewicz
 
Melodyt and the four fuzzbutts
Furry--"I'm the first, and I'm SOOOO dignified."
Sweetie--The ferret doughnut, "Com'on Mom, let me sleep some more. YAWN."
Friskie--"Get those air goblins!  Get 'um, get 'um, get um!
          Oops, I fell over."
Angel--"Gotta play, Gotta play! KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!
        OOPS...sorry. PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!"
Coco the Yorkie--"MOM, they're biting my nipples!  Save me!"
Munchkin the Elkhound--"NO, you can't have my dog food.
                        Please make them go away."
[Posted in FML issue 1982]