Oh, I can't resist.
 
Limericks:
 
A ferret who came from Dubuque
Was trying to get into Duke
For the entrance exam,
He didn't even cram,
He got in saying ,"Dook, dook, dook, dook."
 
Are ferrets and polecats the same?
To think so is truly a shame
But there ARE those who think
A ferret's a mink
Just ask someone at Cal Fish and Game
 
I warn you, I'm working on a few more.
 
kat
[Posted in FML issue 1852]