Yes, Maggie - ferrets DO teleport.  I think it's taught to the kits in
"Ferret 101" when they're about 2 weeks old..... It goes along with "Dooking
I, II, III", "Advanced Cuteness" and all the other courses the little
fuzzies learn as kits (See the upcoming course catalog the Feline League of
Opportunity to Obstruct Ferrets [FLOOF] has uncovered...soon to be published
if the FLO doesn't get Muggsie first!)
 
"Who dwelleth with ferrets knows neither boredom nor tidiness..."
[Posted in FML issue 1929]