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Date: | Wed, 19 Mar 1997 10:46:25 -0500 |
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1. Ingredients should NOT be:
a. A baggy sweater
b. Loosely worn big black boots - unlaced
c. A bottle of dark purple nail polish
d. A hangover
e. Three chipper, bouncy ferrets
2. Proper procedure is NOT to sit on the floor, especially so when none of
the room's occupants (ferrets, see 1d) have ever encountered nail polish
before.
3. Lace up your boots, for cryin' out loud. One of those ferrets will
probably try to see if it can fit in next to your foot, and with your
luck, you'll have a nail polish bottle in one hand and the brush in the
other and won't be able to remove the ferret when it decides it's not
going to make it all the way into the boot and that it should bite your
ankles instead.
4. Take off the sweater. It's black, the ferrets (see 1d) are shedding,
and despite knowing that climbing around in/on sweaters is clearly their
favorite game (hallelujah, summer!) that activity does not mesh well with
the eventual goal of nicely polished nails.
5. At the very least, pick a nail polish color you don't mind having
everywhere BUT on your nails. Or wear clothes that ought to have nail
polish stains on them anyway.
6. At the very, VERY least, pick a morning on which you aren't already
questionably wobbly from staying out questionably late and drinking
questionably large amounts of beer.
7. Doesn't acetone kill brain cells? Figures.
Melissa
___ Melissa Litwicki __ [log in to unmask] ___
By the whole newsgroup devoted tennis showing
it after scarfing fork and laughters
[Posted in FML issue 1877]
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