Well, my fuzzy butts do not smell like grape soda.  However, my little
Tabitha's head smells like tortilla chips when she wakes up, so I call her
"Taco Head." She really likes it.  And, Samantha's head smells like maple
syrup when she wakes up, so her nick name is "Aunt Jemima Head." She really
likes it too.
 
Anyway, I just thought if I told you my little "pet names" and what I think
they smell like, you all might think that I am just as crazy as those who
smell grape soda on their fuzzy's butts.
 
"blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, raisin, blah, blah, blah, ferret, blah, blah"
(what it sounds like to them)....Jason
[Posted in FML issue 1898]