Hi, Yakobi the dog here.  I read this list sometimes because I hope it will
give me some hints on how to suffer through life with those darn carpet
sharks.  I notice that you humans lose 'em sometimes (seems like a great
idea to me, but apparently not to you).  I just wanted to point out that we
dogs are darn good at finding smelly little things out in the great
outdoors.  And we're trainable.  If you put 2 + 2 together in dog math
(forget ferret math...those furry snakes have got so many connections loose
in their brains, I'm surprised they can count from 1 to 2), you get a dog
who is trained to locate missing ferrets (although a *large* reward may be
required for this service).
 
-- Yakobi ("Grrrrowff!  Leave my bone alone, you lousy weasels!")
 
[It's worked for me.  Your mileage may vary.  -- Kim]
[Posted in FML issue 1894]