I've a good one.
While visiting relatives in the Bronx, NY, we were walking with Maggie on my
shoulder. A little boy walked by with his parents and said: "Look mom, he's
got a squirrel on a leash!"
Now Maggie didn't happen to have a bushy tail at the moment, or even the
right coloring. The sad thing was that the parents were just as clueless.
Shelby Raymond
[Posted in FML issue 1879]