Hi there,
 
This here is Tony Macaroni Doyle and I want to get a pierced tongue and
spiked green hair doo-doo but my mom says that it messes up your teeth cause
mom is studying in the dental field and she said that my tung could swell up
and she scareded me...and it could chip my teeth too...mom showed me all
kinds of pictures and they was horseable!  Mom also says that multi-colored
hair is not allowed in this house howd so she says that if i do it she will
shave my hair off and I will be bald and then get sunburned on my head and
get a cold head from the wind...and Rosie and Maxie say "Don' do it, you'll
make mom mad...and you don' wanna make mom mad..." but I still want a
leather jacket like dad and a flannel shirt, glasses, and a baseball
cap...oh, and I thought about this stuff for a while while i was running
back and forth in the ferret tubes and thought that i might want a tattoo,
cause my sisters all got blue tattoos in their ears...so I wanted to be cool
too, and mom said "you don' need no tattoos Tony, just be like you are..."
 
Anyways, before I interrupted myself, I wanted to tell you about last
night...I bit my mom on her nipple...I thought she would like a piercing,
but mom just laughed and told dad to come and get me cause I was being
bad...this is the truth and I swear it and I sure hopes that that BIG huge
guy doesn't kick me off this list for telling you about it, cause I thought
it was funny...well, I gotta go now before mom catches me telling you about
her stuff and tings...
 
Love and Dooks To All!
 
~The Doyle Zoo~
The Ferrets: Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Shiva, Anthony, & Cleopatra
The Dwarf Hamsters: Romeo & Juliet
The Tiger Salamanders: Sally Mander, Solo Mander, & Baby Mander
The Rest of the Zoo:  4 Fire-Belly Newts, 7 Slender Salamanders, 3 Orange
Salamanders, 2 Leopard Frogs, 2 Tree Frogs, 1 River Frog, Pebbles the Gecko,
Barny the Armidillo Lizard, 3 Green Anoles, 1 Butterfly Koy, and 15 Fishes.
 
P.S. Please visit our webpage at:
http://home.aol.com/kingfsher
to read about our adventure books!
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1862]