After reading Lori's post, I finally broke down.  She described her
household as:
 
    -Lori (with green tea leaves stuck to her teeth)
    -Akio (human fiance, who thinks I'm weird for making him feel the
     ferret's penis bone last week)
    -and Unagi (king of Japanese beverages)
 
So I was "inspired" to write:
 
     There once was a ferret named Unagi
     Who's penis was felt up by a fiance.
     Unagi did moan -
     My, what a big bone!
     Now Unagi wants to marry the finace!
 
OK, OK, I know its probably over the line, but don't blame me!  Lori started
it!
 
Well if this makes it by BIG and in the FML, I promise never to write
something so racy again!
[Posted in FML issue 1857]