How To Photograph A ferret
     1.  Remove film from box and load camera
     2.  Remove film box from ferret's head and throw in trash
     3.  Remove ferret from trash and brush coffee grounds from snout
     4.  Choose a suitable background for photo
     5.  Mount camera on tripod and focus
     6.  Find ferret and take dirty sock from mouth
     7.  Place ferret in pre-focused spot and return to camera
     8.  Forget about spot and crawl after ferret on knees
     9.  Focus with one hand  and fend off ferret with other hand
    10.  Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
    11.  Take flash cube from ferret's mouth and throw in trash
    12.  Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on ferret's nose
    13.  Put magazines back on coffee table
    14.  Try to get ferret's attention by squeaking toy over your head
         and shaking a box of raisins.
    15.  Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
    16.  Jump up in time to grab  ferret and say, "No,not that corner!"
    17.  Call spouse to clean up mess
    18.  Fix a drink
    19.  Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach ferret "sit"
         first thing in the morning.
 
Ok, it was originally written using the word puppy, but I thought is was
cute.
 
Chris
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Chris Green
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[Posted in FML issue 1857]