OK, here's my attempt:
 
Amelia was a ferret in Quebec
Who was sick of Cully biting her neck
When Cully sat in Regina's lap
Amelia got him-- pow!zap!
See? smirked Amelia, I bet that hurt like heck!
 
And I swear every word of it is true...
 
Regina
Amelia (aka Fluffernutter, fierce little thing)
and Cully (aka Cully Carruthers, Mister Big Ferret, Krullers)
[Posted in FML issue 1850]