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** OFFICIAL F.L.O. TRANSCRIPT -- F.L.O. SECRET DOUBLE DOOKER MISSION **
** PARTICIPATING OPERATIVES -- CAPTAIN CASEY, MISSION COMMANDER
-- SARGEANT SARGE, MISSION SPECIALIST
** INTENDED TARGET -- DAD, SILLY NEUTRAL HUMAN
--- BEGIN TRANSCRIPT ---
CASEY: Sarge, do you read me? Come in Specialist Sarge. Is your super
secret stuff headset working properly?
SARGE: Casey? Where are you at? I can hear you, but I can't see you.
CASEY: That's because I'm in the Subterranian Under the Dresser Stronghold
(S.U.D.S) you dolt! Remember the mission?? You're wearing a super
secret stuff headset!
SARGE: Umm. Oh! Yeah. heh heh dook. Alpha! Bravo! Come in Enterprise!
Beam me up Scotty! hee hee hee hee dook.
CASEY: Shut up! (I can't believe he's my litter mate .... sigh) Commence
Phase One !! Long live the F.L.O.!
SARGE: Aye! Aye! Cap'n! huh huh! The F.L.O. is cool.
CASEY: Sargeant Sarge... report. What do you see?
SARGE: Daddy's laying on the couch readin' a book!
CASEY: Perfect! You know what to do!
SARGE: Yep! Hee hee. dumm dee dee (Transcriber's note: Sarge is strolling
casually toward an "unlitterboxed" corner of the room) Sniff sniff!
Fire ONE! Ferret mine away!!
SILLY HUMAN (picked up over Sarge's receiver): SARGE! NO! Rrrrgghh! Bad
boy!
SARGE: YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! (plop) hee hee hee.
Fire TWO!
SILLY HUMAN: Come here you. (sound of struggle being picked up! Sarge
whines in the background. Now crunchy sound can be heard)
CASEY: Sargeant Sarge, report please. What's going on?
SARGE: He dropped me in the litter box to finish my business..
CASEY: Oh, I'll wait.
SILLY HUMAN: Good boy! Good boy!
SARGE: Why, you're welcome . . . . NOW, WHERE'S MY PAYMENT????
SARGE: (chomp chomp chomp, eatin' a raisin sounds picked up. A few moments
of silence can be heard)
SILLY HUMAN: Good boy!
SARGE: Ahhhh!! That's great. Yeah.... A little higher and to the left
please. Oh Yeah......
CASEY: SARGE!! What in St. Raisins name are you doin'????
SARGE: Gettin' a tummy rub. hee hee hee hee dook.
CASEY: AAAA!! YOU IDIOT! You're comprimising the mission you fool!
SARGE: I'm gettin' a tummy rub and yooouuuu arrrnnnn'tt! hee hee.
What?? Hey, don't stop now! aaaaaaaaaaawww.
CASEY: Collaborator.......
SARGE: Psssttt. He went to get paper towel to clean up the ferret mines!
The target is in sight!
CASEY: Phase 2!! Phase 2!! The diversion worked after all!
SARGE: I'm on it! hee hee. sniff sniff *chomp* (dragging noises)
I've got the goods! I'm in the "under the couch H-I-D-E-Y-
-H-O-L-E"!
CASEY: Mission is a success! Good job Mission Specialist Sarge! I'll
be right down! Another F.L.O. victory! (scamper scamper scamper)
SARGE: Mmmmm...MMMMMM!! *chomp chomp slurp lick lick chomp*
CASEY: Oh! Yeah!!! It's the MOTHER LODE!!! YESSS!! Fuzzy High
Five! *slap* *chomp chomp slurp chomp lick chomp* MMMmmmm!!
SILLY HUMAN: (picked up over Captain Casey's receiver) Hey!! Where'd
my French Fries go??????
-- END MISSION TRANSCRIPT
-- MISSION TIME: 00:04:23
-- MISSION RESULT: BRILLIANT VICTORY FOR THE SPARE BEDROOM CORPS.
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=- \_/---- Matt Romoser (aka "Romo") -=
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[Posted in FML issue 1846]
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