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Date:
Mon, 30 Jun 1997 06:36:26 -0700
Subject:
More fert questions...
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Now for more questions:
 
--Why do they hate baths, but when allowed in the "forbidden" bathroom,
  constantly try to get into the tub?
--What is so facinating that could be hidden in the bottom of the planter?
--Along those same lines, why is it when they have a five foot long, dirt
  filled box to play in to their hearts desire, is the dirt in said planter,
  so much more fun to dig?
--Along those SAME lines, what could be hidden behind the books on the
  shelf? And why, even though they've been pushed over 60 million times, and
  it's been seen by said ferret, that absolutely nothing exists behind them,
  must they be pushed over 60 million and one times?
--What is so facinating that lives on top of the kitchen table?
--Why is the litter box relatively ignored, until you go to clean it?
--Why is a litter box, freshly scrubbed without litter inside, the PERECT
  place to poop?
--Why does the elastic in socks taste so good?
--Does the cats "Meow Mix" really taste THAT much better than "Totally
  Ferret?"
--Why does my girl let the boys drag her around by her scruff, when she
  knows she is fast and wirey enough to kick their behinds?
--What part of "NO" doesn't a ferret understand?!
 
CA DJ, Boo-Boo, Bear and Lil' Dude
[Posted in FML issue 1989]

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