Bumper stickers:
 
        My Other Cat is a Ferret
 
        Ferrets Do It with Their Eyes Closed
                (minds out of the gutter-referring to nipping)
 
        I'd Rather be Ferreting
                (for our UK friends)
 
        Ferret is a Four-Letter Word When Spelled Wrong
 
        If You're Too Distracted to Read This,
        Thank a Ferret
 
-- Lee
one of the Massachusetts Ferret Friends, but maybe not much longer if one of
the others sees this.
[Posted in FML issue 1851]