I've been a "lurker" nigh on 4 years now, but I felt the urge to limerick.
I've really enjoyed all the "poems" so far.  So here's mine:
 
We once knew a ferret named Buddy,
Who was know as a big fuddy-duddy.
After bathing this fert,
He fell in the dirt,
And now he is unhappily muddy.
 
Cheers and Dooks to you all,
Irene
[Posted in FML issue 1857]