DOOK! DOOK! ATTENTION ALL FUZZIE YOUNGSTERS! (Silly Humans, don't read this)
 
        == THE CAPTAIN WANTS *YOU* TO ATTEND THE F.L.O. ACADEMY ==
 
Captain Casey here.  Using the technology that has recently become available
to us from the Silly Humans (they still don't know ferrets can type) Sarge
and I have now managed to provide all potential new recruits and future
operatives an easy means to add their name to the annals of our hollowed
F.L.O.!
 
Yes!  It's my own Command Center on the internet!  Silly Humans are totally
oblivious to its existence.  NOW WE CAN USE THEIR OWN TECHNOLOGY AGAINST
THEM!
 
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
There is no way to guage how far this has advanced the cause of the F.L.O.
New recruits can look at my past dispatches and also at other field
dispatches by other F.L.O. operatives to the command center as a training
guide as to how they can wreak havoc and bring glory to their own outposts.
Add your name to our roster of Academy Graduates by telling me about your
glorious exploits in the name of the F.L.O.!!  hee hee
 
Here's the SUPER SECRET STUFF COMMAND CENTER HOMEPAGE ADDRESS:
 
        http://www.cris.com/~Romoser/ferret.html
 
Our hour is at hand young recruits!  FOR OUR SQUEAKERS!  FOR OUR RAISINS!
FOR OUR HIDEY HOLES!  FOR OUR BELOVED MOTHER F.L.O.!
 
Signed Captain Casey -- Supreme Allied Commander of the Spare Bedroom Corps
Cosigned Sargeant Sarge -- Mission Specialist - Ranking Non-Com, Dooker
Berets
 
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=-   \_/----    Matt Romoser (aka "Romo")                           -=
-=   |    * |   [log in to unmask] ; http://www.cris.com/~Romoser     =-
=-   |      |   Ft. Wayne, Indiana                                  -=
-=   |      |                                                       =-
=-   /     /    "The most important thing in acting is honesty.     -=
-=  /__--/       Once you've learned to fake that, you're in."      =-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SAMUEL GOLDWYN=-=-=-
[Posted in FML issue 1852]