>I have a ferret ( Presley ) who is about 5 mos. old. Every couple of days
> when he is sleeping, he screams....
My professional opinion would be that your ferret is intimidated by his
name, and is having nightmares due to the perceived responcibility inherent
in said title. Advise a change to a less stressful name.
-Doctor Dan, woozle therapist
[Posted in FML issue 2071]