hi all,
 
mamma finally showed me how to write to you, and i want to send many dooks
and dances to you.  thanks to your mail, mamma gave me my very own private
feeding in the bathroom, three times a day, and special kisses and hugs, and
loves.  mamma says that i went from my thinest at .7 pounds to a whopping
1.1 pounds.  she's very happy about my new weight, but i'm most happy
because i get yummy food and extra attention.
 
now all i need is to get that mad-max-a-million-tons [3.2 lbs to be exact]
to quit laying on me when i sleep.
 
thanks again for all of your concern!
 
sammy (in response for ma and pa)
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Max: "ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Sam: "get off of me you tub o lard"
Ma:  "Max, wake up and move, come on Max, get up!"
Max: "ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Pa:  "Max, I have fresh food and water!"
Max: "yawn, food, did someone say food.  i'm hungry"
[Posted in FML issue 1835]